Posted 10 seconds ago

viria:

you never know when the desire to draw Luna Lovegood is gonna hit you… but it’s useless to fight it.

Posted 34 seconds ago

nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

Posted 1 minute ago
Posted 1 minute ago

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts)

Posted 2 minutes ago

professor-ozpin:

bumblebees-and-white-roses:

WAIT WAIT! how did sun wukong get into beacon?? he was a stoaway on a fucking ship! being chased by THE POLICE! and ozpin just goes “HERE WELCOME TO OUR HIGHLY PRESTIGIOUS ACADEMY AND YOUR OWN TEAM!” WHAT THE FUCK OZPIN!?

Okay but hear me out

Those abs though.

Posted 2 minutes ago

alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

(Source: digitalblasphmy)

Posted 3 minutes ago

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.

I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

(Source: wikingvinning)

Posted 5 minutes ago

ladygolem:

i’m not usually a praying girl but if you’re out there, madoka, 

Posted 5 minutes ago
Posted 6 minutes ago

jontronjafari:

JonTron: then and now.